Workshops.
They say money talks but all mine ever says is “good-bye”.
When I hear husbands complaining about their wives spending money I just think “you’re paying for a maid, a lover and a therapist”, that’s a pretty good deal.
POOR
$85.00
per month
Workout 1x per week
Access until 4pm
RICH
$185.00
per month
Workout 2x/week
Access until 4:15pm
Skipping Rope
FREE Towel
1 Studio
around the world
19
active members
$85.00
Starting Price
FAQ.
Studio related
- Multiple areas to workout in.
- Lots of mirrors.
- Wood floors that are bouncey.
Our studios are bright, spacious and never smell like sweat.
Pricing related
- Pay for a membership to use the facility.
- Workout, or just sit around.
- No refunds.
Our pricing policy is simple, if you pay, you play.
Groups and Classes
- Sometimes working out with other people is fun.
- If you like group classes, try one.
- Adds a social element to your workout experience.
Remember, hitting the gym to relieve stress isn’t nearly as effective as hitting the people who caused the stress to begin with.
Access to the GYM
- To access the gym, open the door and walk in.
- Don’t forget to take selfies in our mirrors.
- Shirts are optional.
It’s time to exercise but I’m still walking funny from my last workout.